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Homework! Oh, Homework  A Humorous Poem by Jack Prelutsky Homework! Oh, Homework!  I hate you! You stink!  I wish I could wash you away in the sink,  if only a bomb  would explode you to bits.  Homework! Oh, homework!  You're giving me fits.  I'd rather take baths  with a man-eating shark,  or wrestle a lion  alone in the dark,  eat spinach and liver,  pet ten porcupines,  than tackle the homework,  my teacher assigns.  Homework! Oh, homework!  you're last on my list,  I simple can't see  why you even exist,  if you just disappeared  it would tickle me pink.  Homework! Oh, homework!  I hate you! You stink!

Christmas With Articles 101 Songs/Carols by Articles 101 Creepy Darkness - A Jingle Bells Parody We hope you enjoy this song we wrote! We remixed Jingle Bells. Please subscribe to our blog! Thank you! Dashing through the cold, In a city full of darkness, Through the streets we go, Crying all the way! I really hate my life, ‘Cause everything is dark. Not fun it is to play and sing A cheerful song tonight, oh! Creepy darkness, creepy darkness, Haunting all the way. Oh no fun it is to ride On a spine-chilling chariot, hey! Creepy darkness, creepy darkness, Haunting all the way. Oh no fun it is to ride, On a spine-chilling chariot. Now everyone is screaming, Go run while you can. Take everyone to safety, Don’t sing this crazy song. Grab your favorite items, If you don’t, well then you’ll die, And hitch your family to a flying car, And you shall take the wheel. Oh, creepy darkness, creepy darkness, Haunting all the way. Oh! No fun it is to ride, In a spine-chilling chariot, hey! Creepy dark