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Homework! Oh, Homework - A Humorous Poem by Jack Prelutsky

Homework! Oh, Homework  A Humorous Poem by Jack Prelutsky Homework! Oh, Homework!  I hate you! You stink!  I wish I could wash you away in the sink,  if only a bomb  would explode you to bits.  Homework! Oh, homework!  You're giving me fits.  I'd rather take baths  with a man-eating shark,  or wrestle a lion  alone in the dark,  eat spinach and liver,  pet ten porcupines,  than tackle the homework,  my teacher assigns.  Homework! Oh, homework!  you're last on my list,  I simple can't see  why you even exist,  if you just disappeared  it would tickle me pink.  Homework! Oh, homework!  I hate you! You stink!